This is a privacy policy, not a pitch deck. It is supposed to be boring and true.
Privacy Policy
Foundurr is a satirical website at foundurr.com. We roast people who put Founder in the headline. We do not run an account system, a real waitlist, comments, ads, or a product that needs your data to pretend it has traction.
Last updated: 16 August 2026.
What we collect
Almost nothing from a normal visit. There is no signup form. There is no newsletter that actually stores your email. Comments are off. If you just read the site, we are not building a dossier.
What a server sees anyway. Like every site, the host may log technical leftovers: IP address, browser, pages requested, date and time. That is how the internet works, not a growth hack. We do not sell it. We do not turn it into a TAM slide.
If you email us. Mail sent to founduh@foundurr.com contains whatever you put in it. We will use that to reply, if we reply. We will not add you to a sequence. We do not have a sequence.
If you run the site. Logging into WordPress sets authentication cookies. That is for the people with the password, not for visitors.
Cookies
The public site does not run a marketing pixel, a retargeting tag, or an analytics product we installed to watch you. Caching software on the host (currently LiteSpeed Cache) may set a technical cookie so the pages load faster. WordPress may set cookies if you log in. We do not use cookies to profile Foundurrs. We do not need cookies for that. You already posted the bio.
Third parties
The domain and hosting stack are run by other companies (including the registrar and the WordPress host). They process whatever a host has to process to keep a website online. We are not hiding a hidden SaaS underneath the joke.
What we do not do
- We do not sell your personal information.
- We do not have a paid tier of your personal information.
- We do not run ads on this site.
- We do not operate user accounts for visitors.
How long we keep things
Server logs live as long as the host keeps them. Email lives as long as a normal inbox lives. If this site goes away, so does most of this. There is no warehouse of waitlist souls.
Your choices
You can leave. You can block cookies in your browser. You can email founduh@foundurr.com if you want us to delete an email you sent, or if you have a privacy question that is not a pitch.
If you are in a place with formal data-protection rights (including the EU, UK, or California), you can ask us what we have on you. For a typical visitor, the honest answer is: probably just whatever a web server logged, if it still exists.
Children
This site is not for children. Do not send us information about a child.
Changes
If we add a real waitlist, comments, analytics, or anything else that actually collects you, we will update this page. Until then, do not screenshot the waitlist joke and call it a data-processing agreement.
— The Board, which is still just the people running Foundurr.